Ready for Battle, Still Losing to Mondays – Sarcastic T-Shirt | Youniverses

The universe admires your optimism.

Ready for battle.
Still losing to Mondays.

This tee perfectly captures the mismatch between motivation and reality — the spirit is willing, the calendar is not. It’s self-aware, quietly funny, and painfully accurate.

Designed for weekday warriors, burnt-out heroes, and anyone who shows up anyway.

Details from the universe:

• Premium Comfort Colors® unisex short-sleeve t-shirt
• Soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed, lived-in feel
• Clean, text-forward design with subtle gamer energy
• Durable print made to survive the workweek
• An honest status update from the universe

Strong intentions.
Questionable outcomes.

— the universe