Wrap yourself in a soft, steady hug that quietly gets the joke. This crewneck pairs cozy, midweight comfort with a witty, slightly cosmic design — a sleepy, mysterious character curled inside a watercolor nebula under a crescent moon. The caption reads like a knowing nudge: life’s weird, you’re still standing, and the universe is just a little suspicious. Wear it on slow mornings, late-night runs to the corner store, or layered under a jacket for chilly star-gazing sessions. The relaxed cut and durable stitching hold up to regular wear while the printed neck label and thoughtful fabric blend keep things comfortable against your skin.
This sweatshirt fits someone who likes humor that’s a little dark and a lot warm: starry-eyed night owls, introverted stargazers, or anyone who keeps a sarcastic smile through daily chaos. It reads like an inside joke shared between friends on small, quiet adventures — backyard bonfires, low-key gatherings, or solo walks under moonlight. The design’s watercolor galaxy palette pops on the deep black fabric, giving a subtle, artful flair without shouting. If you reach for comfort with personality, this is one that settles in and stays familiar.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for balanced warmth and breathability
- Classic crewneck and relaxed fit with double-needle stitching for durability
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- DTG/DTF printed neck labels and optional embroidery placement at chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol-sourced cotton; meets multiple safety compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
| Width, in |
20.00 |
22.01 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
33.50 |
34.50 |
35.50 |
36.50 |
37.50 |
38.50 |
39.50 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
