Cosmic Sarcasm: Halloween Edition

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Cosmic sarcasm for people who are tired, self-aware, and still trying.

SILENT NIGHT. LOUD SHIRTS.

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  • Line drawing of a rocket ship with a planet symbol on a white background

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  • Illustration of a Saturn-like planet with rings and stars in the background

    Easy Returns

    No black holes involved.

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  • Star constellation pattern on a white background

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    Confirmed by real humans.

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